The Wolf isn’t crying, but howling very loud , The Wolf Has come down from the north

Lease signed, cable for Internet with our sweet Laura scheduled, power in our names natural gas in our name the up root starts Saturday, and are we counting. The living with sub standard technology, sub-standard people resources, and a only farm economy mindsets no matter what anyone says or hears South western Idaho is farm first and if there’s room, we’ll fit you in attitude is nearly over.

For the last 6 years all I have ran into is crap. I’ve had more crap flung at me as well as both the Knytes and the AyreWolvez that we could be rodeo clowns. Its just not worth it. I loved what Charlie said to me earlier today, that if things didn’t work out in Ogden , I could come back and he’d find a place for me. That’s fine and that’s good to have as a fall back, but why in God’s name would I ever , in my roughest dreams ever return here? Southeastern Idaho maybe, only because I have family there, although distant, still family. But Tweaker Flatts? No way, the only return I’ll make is to fetch LexiBelle. Once she’s in Wyoming getting her restoration, I’m not saying never, but it’d take one helluva bunch of kissing my 6 and sucking my crotch to get my body back here. I just have no affection for anything and I mean ANYTHING Idaho.

Now then, there were many that thought on numerous times the wolf was crying, wolf, sort of. Not so, both weather and health demanded my constant rescheduling, plus twice having thoughts of remaining with promises that were not worth anything. Thank goodness I made the right connections the first time.

So Eli, Richie and all the rest the game is now ready to start, its time to head for the field and lets go for ultimate touchdowns.

In closing, have you seen the new ads for Subaru? The Subaru pulls into an old mom and pop service station, pile of pups gets out, drinks out of the commode, dries off with the forced heat dryer, that’s creative. Nothing sexual, or something to pull your eyes out of your head, but very clean and direct, for Subaru. Wish I knew who produced it.

Any flyte

Much to do in the AM, catch you on the drop.

TTYL

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There are only two Cooter’s, I’m the other one

Every day or every other day, I see a thing put up by someone about things Hazzard. Many are strictly TV show based by some fan. Then there are others that are no where close to being a fan and just wants to try and cash in on Hazzard Fever.

Now this is no bull shit. Back in the TV  show’s heyday, through a ton of phone calls, letters two trips down, and the fact my real to life cousin had a gig on the show as Hazzard County’s only radio station WHOGG yes Elton is my cousin in real life. Any mile, I run a tow truck just like Cooter does. I run a shop in a small town nick named Hazzard, yes Hazzard is spelled with 2 ZZ’s, not just one. So in 1983 the production company, Gy , and all allowed me to be the only one LEGALLY to duplicate all things Hazzard County Garage, All things Cooter’s Toewing Idaho. And in fact legally use the name Cooter C Davenport. Which I just chopped off the Davenport part, I like my own last name. Thing is I caught this cat wanting to be my friend on Facebook, said his name was Cooter davenport, from Hazard , guess what? He spelled the real Hazzard name wrong, so to make sure ya’ll understand dig this:

this is me>the not tv Cooter, this is Ben Jones>the on TV Cooter

We are the only two Cooter’s that matter, oh and only one married to Alma, the other one(me) still single. Oh and one more thing to remind you of originality, this is the way it is in real life>can ya’ll dig it?

I am and have been all things Hazzard County Garage for 38 years, don’t anyone try to mess with it, lawyers love to sue for copyright violations, and outside of myself and the production company, there is no one else that has rights to the name of the shop nor name to the character, Cooter.

Nuff said,

Ya’ll buckle up.

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Enter into our world of HazzardAyre Radio

How did we get here? Many people not of knowledge, ask why we are on the airwaves. Certainly its not the first thing when someone thinks of, when considering an all gearheads club centered on all things Dukes-of-Hazzard.

We started what we do now long before DOH, back in 1975. Simply because no local station even with some of my pushing at stations I was employed at for dang little money, wouldn’t touch the wyld radio we wanted to do to be that in dash second seat and the Real Voice of America’s OTR truckers. Heck we didn’t know what we were doing, especially engineering and administration, we were 15 to 19 year old gear splitters, who aspired to go trailer trucking. In 1979 I thought what about those who like me at the time driving and owning a tow truck had no radio voice. So we tweaked it up and in cb trucker vernacular on went what we called Heavy Hooker Radio, coined after my company’s handle Highway Hooker Towing. this is where some of the smooching toes in hose started , I’ll address that l8r if I can, that is if SpeedConnect, stays connected. the people there must be trying to fix something but can’t prove it by me.

Any mile we went on the air. We smashed every taboo on local regional radio that was, and even today is. We pushed the edge as we thought all we can do is get fined. We want to say what we mean, mean what we say, and tell it straight to those keeping those in that lonely truck entertained and informed.

So we did. We ran every talk show in the evening that we could find, plus a few that was obscure.

We prospered, and grew from two stations we owned and began syndicating nationwide. One evening bored crapless I was tuned into in my audition channel, a station out of Los Angeles called KFI, AM 640. On there was this little eastern European lad named Dr. Ruth. And she was talking about a subject, that every heavy hauler I know needs to know. I even bought her book.

In 2000 we moved operations from Jerome Idaho to Layton Utah, but during this time the AyreWolvez was just starting to come together. We needed some viscous programming, for now we were in Utah. While searching for new call letters, and found this online operation out of Nashville, called www.wolffm.com , thought was we could become the alpha wolf, here of radio. So we stepped up and throttled up AyreWolf Radio into AyreWolfFM, and started directing more of the programming, to all things aviation and especially warbird military aviation. Looking for more fill in programming, so we could at least sleep, eat etc, I took a toew to Wendover Utah. On the way back, I tuned in on AM somehow a station out of Ottawa Canada. On there was this sweet voice from a gal name Sue. As soon as I got to the office, the next morning, I made a phone call. This was the radio show. Why focus attention on sexual things? Simple if you’re a male corpuscle like me, your thought of sex is what misinformation you get from smut magazines, poor direction, and bottom line guys are just stupid on things sex, no wonder your better half rolls over and says , I have a headache. We just don’t know. So getting some decent information on what others call smutty, means you become a better guy pal, husband. And don’t step into things YOU don’t UNDERSTAND.

So Sue signed on with us, but logistics and some deployment problems with my military service, she lost interest. However Sue did do the one thing that I had always wanted one to do. She put in some rather hot nylon hose in a package , hose that had been really worn, and mailed em to me. LexiBelle still has em in her infact the panties of one pair covers the steering wheel of LexiBelle.

Shortly thereafter we moved to Idaho , I know big mistake one I’m correcting now, but here we came. Over time one night I was in my bed dreaming of some sultry gal I’d seen on TV, and thinking of how to bring DOH and AyreWolf into one show. Then it hit me so much, that I sat up in bed, HazzardAyre. HazzardAyre Radio went on air limited in its power but went on the air in Heyburn Idaho, and finally refined on air in September 2012. In many ways HazzardAyre is an infant, still teething. Now we set forth with the program, a new CP, in Woodruff Utah with studios to be in Ogden.

That is , this is us, we are HazzardAyre.

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Daytona 500 is a bust rained out

Well the Daytona 500 is a bust. For 2014 which I had predicted it might be considering the wet end of winter.

This brings me to the question and I’d like your opinion on this. Should America’s race the Daytona 500 be moved two or three months further into the season? Say like early April or early May. Sure this might be a altering situation that might upset a few other races and tracks, but with the last several Daytona 500’s rained out, wouldn’t it be better just to swap a race somewhere and have the start of the season, be in a month that weather is not as likely to be a factor?

So with that, the poll question, is: Should the Daytona 500 be moved to April or May, rather than trying to stage a race that seems to constantly get rained out.

TTYL

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--Charles H. Duell

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Packing up getting ready for the move

So yesterday was out on a toew, in the middle of BFI (Big-Fucking-Idaho) and I really had to unload my insides. I mean I had to take a dump in the worst way. Now while I’m sure anybody else would have just been fine with going out in the middle of cow country, with only the audience of a few stray calves watching, but not me. The thought of be my luck, I’d be about half way through and here’d come one of Idaho’s great troopers, that would tell me I could not go pooper . And sure enough, As I had my tow times in hand, and toilet paper, here came a state trooper. He pulled up and told me that he’d write me a ticket for that. I asked him why? He said its not in the vein of indecent exposure, its called environmental discharge. In essence pollution. Really. The cows are going and mine is different? Sure enough he responded. So I had to in agony, to Malta, to unload. 15 miles. Amazing, but only in Idaho, and folks wonder why I’m leaving. Stopping to piss by the way is okay, but taking a dump. By the way if you take the old highway from Snowville into Idaho through Strevelle, look at the sign at the state line. Utah’s in big, and in full color, Idaho’s is a small thing made out of wood on two wooden poles. Any question where the money and or pride of a state is?

Saw too that LuAnn's place there in Snowville Utah is for sale. Might be time to do some snooping. Also saw a beautiful KW, with yes a Holmes 750 on it out in a field. All of this new intel requires further examination.

So today, been packing up stuff figuring out what’s going to Utah immediately and what’s going to storage to be retrieved later in the month, but at least I’ll be done by Charlie’s deadline.

With that in mind I must or should point this out, Charlie got all kinds of upset about my moving, however if the truth be known it was Charlie’s better half that started the decay that caused the delay and decredation of HazzardAyre Radio at the very start, had she left it alone, we might have been able to do some salvage here and saved the project. So a bit of understanding on the deadline should be allowed. Which as far as I know has been, but two weeks from now this disaster and knytemare called Twin Falls will be history.

What that means L8R.

TTYL

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--Benjamin Disraeli

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Epiphany eyes wander for a Super Station in Idaho

HazzardAyre Radio and its delivery operation KDXB has suffered some serious draw backs over the last 13 months. Seems as though we move forward 5 steps and get slammed back 3. We think we get a handle on things and then get a notice from somebody, or a partner or two gets excited, then due to delays , decides to retreat. Not everybody has a military retirement pension to lean on.

With that said, like it or not , Idaho is the state where this organization was born. We owe our fellow members and families are depending on us to succeed. The trouble is with a none technical population although some get to the goal line, overall the goal lines for us get further away.

I was happy to find the other day, our office and my quarters in Ogden are being retained for me. Which I’m taking, and am just moving things every day or every other day depending on weather.

For me as you know, moving is not as simple as picking up my stuff and relocating. Its, move 5 aircraft to Morgan, find a shop for Dixie-Wolf Toewing, and somewhere in amongst that recruit, train engineering staff that has some idea of how a military supply and pay chain works, there are steps to get an okay , on anything above $500.00 . The fact that the club as well as my company has never operated on a credit card, is one reason, we don’t have any real overhead debt. Sure there’s some vendors we have snubbed when they did not meet deadlines, or decided to drop us when the same financial tap gets closed as did in October 2013 when the Government shut down. You then pay your heavy and important back bills first then essentials and hope you can get caught up. This would be much easier if the flood gates were open and the cash stash was getting fuller. Trouble it’s not. Eli, decided to slyde back into the wait gate, Put Richie in the lets look at this closer. But at least I can see some green coming.

With the move to Ogden, the need to completely rely on out of state or out of area tech people will no longer be required. Utah has people in it that know radio and know broadcasting and from working at HAFB know a government chain of command for funds. In fact that I haven’t moved yet is two fold , based on one factor. Mother nature. The near knee deep snow, closed mountain passes and all means I had to pull my head back into the shell, and ROS here for Charlie. As it gets warmer I can get this show up and running.

Now then Idaho.

You have to look where progress and innovation has grown and where its stagnant. Twin Falls , stagnant, over near American Falls , in the town of Aberdeen is BullyDog Engine Precision tuners. So the club has voted to swap towers and sell a license to facilitate the buy of one station in Pocatello, KPIF TV and regain operations on club held licenses in both Aberdeen , American Falls and Atomic City.

There is a population of 50,000 in Pocatello, 20,000 in Blackfoot, and 150,000 in Idaho Falls, this means trainable employees, especially from Idaho State University. There is gold and silver in the area ready to be unearthed and if we can do it once we can do it again.

Finally, and I must say, wish I’d done this before, but maybe the coffers were to full to do it or something, but having DirecTV for my TV entertainment is pretty cool. Its priced right and the HBO package means some damn great movies. The problem is for even having 150 channels, there still isn’t hardly anything from 00:00 to 08:00 every day. There is a reason I brought that up. Putting up a network of everything true southern rebel TV on DirecTV on a network of our own , means dollars. DirecTV and I have entered a dialog of doing such a thing.

All I can say is things are moving, just can’t say when we land , but at least there is something on the boards.

TTYL

 

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--Anonymous

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Just thought you all should know

Just thought you all should know. This is, the last entry I make online to any part of HazzardAyre News. Our computer system and all will be being hauled to Utah, and as soon as we have our connection through Comcast we’ll be back online, most likely during the first to second week of March.

You’ll be able to pick up the published written versions of HazzardAyre in all the normal places but I wont be online.

By Monday if not before I’ll be completely offline, and while it may be a slight pain to most and a relief for some, it’s a needed thing.

Will catch ya’ll up In March.

Until then

Fly em easy.

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It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
--Herman Melville

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What’s next Dog with a Blog?

If you don’t have kids or tended tweens and such this won’t make much sense to you. Over the last oh I’d say 4 years I have gotten acquainted with the Disney Channel. Before I started tending my step daughters kids, I never took to watching the Disney Channel or any youth based networks, but here’s where the river changed. When I was listening to our radio station one night doing some late night engineering, I tweaked on the Disney Channel , for something other than the next high priced low quality widget, on Direct sales paid TV programs. At first I got into Wizards of Waverly Place, this got me into Selena Gomez, haven’t looked back. Her music rivals any new star out there. Then I started watching Rocky and CeeCee on Shake It Up to the point our station looked into launching Shake it Up Idaho, we all know what happened there on the local front, even to our pitch to rebuilding if we had been able to snag it, KBAR into Radio Disney of Idaho. Any mile I got into many of the shows on the Disney Channel. Even to all the Tinkerbelle movies. Well it looks like the gurus at Disney/ABC decided to yank Good Luck Charlie. I saw this coming months ago, after the on tv story line birth of Toby, the new Duncan, pushing Charlie into the not so charmed member of the famdamnly, we now see the death of that series. Now here’s my problem. There is just so many episodes and so long a duration that a series can go. If the story line characters start entering pre adult status, going off to college of course the end of the series is on the front burner. However I think that many of Disney’s programs could be taken into a Disney Channel for adults, at least mid 20’s to 40’s demographic. Allowing for such shows as Wizards, Shake it Up, and even Good Luck Charlie  to mature or evolve into college style story lines and shows.

Let’s face it Wizards was killed long before it needed to be. Shake It Up same thing, and now others are on the chopping block. Of course do not let the overview and surface titles fool you. Phenius and Ferb all have adult based wording. If you think I’m blowing smoke, watch it some time. My question is this what show of Disney is going next? Dog with a Blog? Of course the good series’ never gets the chance to gain viewership. Example My Babysitter is a Vampire. That thing had great potential. Considering all the series on now of the black magic, genere. If we’re doing series on the spooky, why not My Babysitter is a Vampire?

The big squabble at Disney over Good Luck Charlie was the writers introduced the queer factor. That introduced a couple whose children become involved with the Duncans, in which the same sex parents grind was introduced. Look I’m not into same gender anything, when it comes to marriage, children etc, but the fact its all around us, like it or not, and teaching our youth to be more accepting, might just be in the right direction.

Makes one, wish (and I do) for a 24/7 Big Bang Theory Channel. Big Bang is the last of good TV. At least until Confederate Steele TV is launched in 2016.

Getting some sleep, see you in the AM.

TTYL

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